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February 2012
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If I'm watching Bluecoats videos while I'm eating...
…does that make them BLOO-berries?
I hate this class.
For real. Let me out PLEASE! …1.5 hours left…
Hah.
boy: ow i stubbed my toe
girl: child birth periods cramps sexual harassment boobs high heels
Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
You know that rule in elementary school... if you...
Yeah, that was a good rule.
elevatedencouragement:
While I’m young I love the idea of you, and when I’m old I’ll love the presence of you. Here’s to the dreams I have now, and the reality I’ll have later.
In Bible class talking about the two main views on...
Teacher: So the two main views are God created the universe and The Big Bang Theory, can anyone elaborate on The Big Bang Theory?
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! Yeah!
Teacher: What
Me: What
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